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caught on camera, good cops, in the news -

According to the San Bernadino County Sheriff's Department Facebook page: "Well if this doesn’t go on the list of unusual calls... 🐖 Highland Station received a call reference a pig "the size of a mini horse" 🐷🐴 running around the neighborhood. Deputy Ponce and Deputy Berg found him and due to previous calls, knew where he lived. They lured him back home with Doritos one of our deputies had in her lunch bag 😋. They made a trail and he followed. “We were able to put him back in and secure the gate. It was fun!” Deputy Ponce. Crime fighting to safely securing a...

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Spiders are definitely gross (to me anyway) but I tend to just kill them by normal means: like a shoe or something. But in suburban Fresno, a son was house sitting for his parents when he saw some spiders (black widows presumably) crawling on the wall.  So he did what I have only seen in memes: he grabbed a blowtorch and went to work, forgetting that fire doesn't target just arachnids but just about anything that gets in its way: So, by all means, kill them spiders (or let them keep your house free from other pests..I suppose that's an...

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advice, good cops -

From my good friend Chris Fisher: I just saw a post in which someone was complaining because they got a speeding ticket. Being the helpful guy that I am, I’m going to cross the thin blue line and tell you all a secret to avoid any and all speeding fines in the US. It may also work in other countries, but I haven’t tested it. My cop friends are going to hate me for telling this secret, but I can’t keep it in any longer!This method comes from more than a decade of law enforcement experience. It works against police...

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body cam, chase, in the news -

Back in March of this year, the lovely Angie Frost  was pulled over for driving a stolen motor vehicle in Tulsa. The Tulsa Police Department have released body camera footage that shows a woman stealing a police cruiser. While I'm not sure about the policies of Tulsa with putting prisoners in the front seat (I know many State agencies do this for transport) I do know that for a woman, she's got a lot of balls.    After a short chase with a little cop car on cop car action, they were able to locate Frost, who had bailed out...

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in the news, stupid criminals -

Imagine you're mowing the lawn when all of the sudden your dad is trying to kill you with a chainsaw. I have a hard time envisioning my dad coming at me like that but then again I'm not from Tennessee. Well, if you're the son of 76 year old Douglas Ferguson, you don't have to imagine this anymore. Cops responded to a bleeding leg and head (mower blades tend to do that) after an argument between the father son duo escalated to involve dad wanting to chop his son up. While he's busy healing up he can take some time...

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