How to Lose a Leg While Attacking Your Son With a Chainsaw

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How to Lose a Leg While Attacking Your Son With a Chainsaw

Imagine you're mowing the lawn when all of the sudden your dad is trying to kill you with a chainsaw. I have a hard time envisioning my dad coming at me like that but then again I'm not from Tennessee.

Well, if you're the son of 76 year old Douglas Ferguson, you don't have to imagine this anymore. Cops responded to a bleeding leg and head (mower blades tend to do that) after an argument between the father son duo escalated to involve dad wanting to chop his son up.

While he's busy healing up he can take some time to think about the 2nd degree attempted murder charge that awaits him. Seriously man, you can't make this stuff up!

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