One thing Florida is good for is always delivering some of the world's stupidest and strangest criminals. 30 year old Cory Hatzl is no exception to this rule.
According to an arrest report, Arianna Mabini said her boyfriend was riding his bicycle home from work about 1:15 a.m. when he called to tell her a man was chasing him on foot as he rode past a Winn-Dixie along Palm Coast Parkway. This man obviously turned out to be Hatzl.
When deputies arrived they found a butt naked Hatzl yelling at Ellis. Hatzl had blood on his nose and kept yelling like he was in a cell from Silence of the Lambs: “look at my penis, look at my ass” along with several other unintelligible things.
After turning his strange requests to stare at his privates to passerby types the cops finally arrested him. Who knows what caused this but hey, it's Florida.
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